Two models were shot dead today in downtown Phoenix, eye witnesses say the perpetrator was carrying a Canon 5D Mark ii, and was strikingly handsome, if you know any information please contact your local police department for questioning.
In Arizona we don’t say “I love you,” we say “Cholla saguaro barrel cactus prickly pear,” which means something like “I will fuck you the fuck up if you even try to touch me.” There’s no room for love in the desert, ese.
i want everybody i meet to remember me.
inside people’s memories, i can live forever.
me every time there is a dog regardless of the situation (via spockular)
Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
Oh god I’m the gay cousin